Half Life Black Mesa Tee

Become an official staff member of Black Mesa! Working at the Black Mesa Research Facility may present numerous hazards to both health and safety, including:

• Risk of freezing (to death) by super coolants and industrial sized freezers

• Possibility of fractures from falling machinery/falling onto machinery

• Trans-dimensional tears in the fabric of reality

• Capture, injury and, sometimes, death by hostile alien beings

  
  

Printed on a Vintage Black, 25% cotton, 25% rayon, 50% polyester tri-blend; pre-shrunk, fashion fit tee.

 Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry.